The Inflight Retail Hustle

By Robert McGarvey

Have I stumbled onto Canal Street?

That thought popped into my mind on a recent flight as I witnessed attempt after attempt by the flight attendants to sell me stuff, lots of stuff. Everything from a credit card (note: I already have the thing!) to food (note: I don’t eat airline food) to alcohol.

Can’t a passenger get a little quiet?

The facial expressions of the crew are worth observing.  Some really get into this – presumably there’s a spiff system where the more they sell, the bigger the bonus – but the majority seem downright embarrassed.

As they should be.  I would not want to do the Canal Street hustle and I wouldn’t wish it on anybody else.

Then a Skift story popped into view: “In-Flight Pandering Erodes Airline Passenger Loyalty.” That’s because crews are turning up the heat.

According to Skift, “Several reports on social media share that captains and first officers on American are now making announcements on behalf of flight attendants while last week, a blogger on Boarding Area documented a credit card pitch that was flat-out wrong.”


It gets worse. On Frontier flight attendants now are actively soliciting tips. Bloomberg even asked the airline if, what the hell, is this sanctioned behavior and oh it is.  According to Bloomberg, “‘We appreciate the great work of our flight attendants and know that our customers do as well, so [the payment tablet] gives passengers the option to tip,’ said Frontier spokesman Jonathan Freed.”

Word of advice: just don’t. Don’t tip. I have long advocated – indeed lectured on — the importance of tipping hotel housekeepers, bellmen, et. al. but inflight is off limits in my mind. What, should we throw a deuce at the flight attendant when he/she bring us a glass of water? No.

Of course too we are getting ripped off when we buy stuff on a plane. The UK Independent, using data gathered by Kayak, wrote this about inflight purchases: “The report from travel search engine Kayak focused on the food and beverage offerings on Ryanair, easyJet, Jet2, FlyBe and British Airways, comparing staple items on the airlines’ menus with the equivalent at supermarkets Tesco, Asda and Sainsbury’s. Some of the biggest mark-ups were on drinks. A cup of tea on Jet2 was marked up by 8,900 per cent (£2.70 compared to 3p at the supermarket); coffee on a flight with the same airline had a 1,321 per cent mark-up (£2.70/19p).”

The report continued: “EasyJet were found to sell muffins with a 900 per cent mark-up (£2.50 compared to 25p) and chocolate bars for 260 per cent more (£1.80 compared to 50p).”

And then a tip on top makes sense?

You think it’s bad on United, American, BA, et. al.? It could get worse. Korea Air apparently wins the title as the most successful inflight shiller, garnering some $143 million in 2018 inflight sales.

Mainly Korea Air rings its cash registers selling cosmetics, booze and health supplements.

Don’t think this goes unnoticed in Chicago, Atlanta, or Dallas. The Big 3 US carriers have to be enviously eyeing this easy money. That’s why my guess is that more of this 30,000 ft retail is coming our way as carriers look for ever more “imaginative” ways to sell to a captive audience. Of course nobody reads the seatback shopping catalog anymore – is there still one? – and nobody reads the inflight magazine, so now the airlines have decided to put stuff to buy in our faces, literally.

But I can tell you this: I do not remember the last thing I bought on a plane.  I have a faded memory of buying a carton of Silk Cut smokes on a BA flight years ago but that was when smoking inflight was okay and also when I still smoked (I quit in 2001) so forgive my haziness.

If we don’t buy stuff they won’t try to sell it to us.

Say that again, say it loud, say it proud.

Just don’t buy and they will quit.


Meantime, earplugs will block the din out.  That’s my advice.

4 thoughts on “The Inflight Retail Hustle”

  1. I’ve flown on the legacy domestics over the years when I didn’t have other options, but have been a loyal SWA flier for decades.

    People may not like the lack of a first class cabin, but I don’t get dunned for tips, nor do the flight attendants try to sell me beachfront in Arizona, or any other foolishness.

  2. Overall, announcement on airplanes are becoming relentless — retail sales, pushing credit cards, and chatty pilots telling the passengers how they’re going to fly the plane (what route, vector, the weather during the flight, etc). Sure, FAA-required safety announcements have to be made, but all the other chatter is annoying. Smoking was banned long ago. How about instituting some less-chatter/no baby flights?

  3. Great column as usual, McGarvey. Tipping a flight attendant?! The one who just told me to sit up straight, buckle your seat belt, and no you can’t move to that empty seat in premium economy?! Yeah, right. By the way, I stopped smoking in 2001 too–appropriately, on April Fool’s Day.

  4. You think nonstop hustling and noise is outrageous, yet that’s how the streets of San Francisco with the begging and crazy homeless seem to our tourists. They are disgusted and upset to have to listen to it, and we locals as well. It’s nonstop on the public transport.

    I rode BART last week and a big fellow set up a microphone and amplifier in the middle of a brand new train car. He started talking. And then singing. I am a local riding the system since 1973. I had never been subjected before to this total invasion of loud obnoxious noise. I shouted at him to shut up and get off the car now. He insulted me. I was so used to bums of all types making fun of white women, his words didn’t penetrate at all. I kept shouting and he used the mike.

    No one looked up from their cellphones.

    I grabbed my stuff and changed cars.

    That is the daily San Francisco chaos which you wrote that we should tolerate and understand. Why? When you can’t stand some invasive p a system advertising on a flight, we locals should put up with whackjobs who bring their own amplifiers to ruin the peace and quiet? What we are forced to put up with on our streets, the decline of civilization, is spreading into the skies. So don’t complain! Try to understand and embrace it! Make excuses for it and show sympathy!
    We all love hypocrites.

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